i, robot, you, jane

• Willow: The one boy that really liked me is a demon robot...what does that say about me?
• Buffy: That doesn't say anything about you.
• Willow: I mean, I thought I was really falling--
• Buffy: Hey, did you forget? The one boy I had the hots for since I moved here turned out to be a vampire.
• Xander: Right, and the teacher I had a crush on? Giant Praying Mantis.
• Willow: That's true...
• Xander: Yeah, well that's life on the Hellmouth.
• Buffy: Let's face it. None of us are going to have a happy, normal relationship.
• Xander: We're doomed!
• -laughter fades to awkward silence-

evelyn-carnahan:

I am Team Comedic Blaine.

supermario2012:

A thousand times I’ve seen you standing,
Gravity like a lunar landing;
You make me want to run till I find you.
I shut the world away from here,
Drift to you, you’re all I hear.
As everything we know fades to black.

Half the time the world is ending,
Truth is I am done pretending.

I…

Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.

not-the-jess-youre-looking-for:

Well I know somebody who won’t be getting possessed today.

I want this shirt!

thatssoryann:

Friends marathon :) 

I love Ross and Monica’s routine. I need to learn it. 

a lesson from friends; chandler & monica.

• Chandler: So, I guess this is over.
• Monica: What?
• Chandler: You and me it. It had to end sometime.
• Monica: Why, exactly?…
• Chandler: …Because of the weekend. We had a fight.
• Monica: Chandler, that’s crazy! If you give up every time you have a fight with someone, you’d never be with anyone longer than…oh…
• Chandler: So, this isn’t over?
• Monica: You are so cute! No, no it was a fight. You deal with it and move on. It’s nothing to freak out about.
• Chandler: Really? Okay, great!
• Monica: Welcome to an adult relationship!

mbthecool:

Mondler forever …

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